I used to be young and stupid and sad, don’t steal y’all you could fuck up your life
nah I don’t do that anymore
yeah stealing two lobsters is impressive but I once lifted two bottles of Moët & Chandon from a publix when I was like 16 so
Be my immoral breadwinner I’ll be your trophy girlfriend just buy me nice dresses
done and done
Tilda Swinton sleeping at MOMA
I used to be a really good pickpocket when I was a kid and I think I should brush up on my skills to pay for college/clothes
BOW DOWN TO THE LOBSTER LIFTING QUEEN
idk about yesterday’s total. Maybe like $150 with the 5 pairs of earrings?
Yeah I lifted a vibe from spencers too. A label on the side said there was a security device enclosed. That was a lie.
what the FUCK this bitch stole LOBSTERS that’s some real next level shit