ayo who wants to go with me to buy a snake from craigstlist so i don’t get murdered 

swagsausagedrippinswaggoo:

sallybootysupply:

I need someone to bring me a baby lamb/goat, a cinnamon roll and like a gallon of chai tea latte ASAP

Oh Jesus I relate to this so hard

my demands have not yet been met I’m v upset

I need someone to bring me a baby lamb/goat, a cinnamon roll and like a gallon of chai tea latte ASAP

officialaudreykitching:

Ain’t he cute! 👼

officialaudreykitching:

Ain’t he cute! 👼