I used to be young and stupid and sad, don’t steal y’all you could fuck up your life

teach me

nah I don’t do that anymore

yeah stealing two lobsters is impressive but I once lifted two bottles of Moët & Chandon from a publix when I was like 16 so

Be my immoral breadwinner I’ll be your trophy girlfriend just buy me nice dresses

done and done

paintdeath:

Tilda Swinton sleeping at MOMA

paintdeath:

Tilda Swinton sleeping at MOMA

I used to be a really good pickpocket when I was a kid and I think I should brush up on my skills to pay for college/clothes 

radioheadofficial:

liftingdrifter:

BOW DOWN TO THE LOBSTER LIFTING QUEEN
idk about yesterday’s total. Maybe like $150 with the 5 pairs of earrings?
Yeah I lifted a vibe from spencers too. A label on the side said there was a security device enclosed. That was a lie.

what the FUCK this bitch stole LOBSTERS that’s some real next level shit

radioheadofficial:

liftingdrifter:

BOW DOWN TO THE LOBSTER LIFTING QUEEN

idk about yesterday’s total. Maybe like $150 with the 5 pairs of earrings?

Yeah I lifted a vibe from spencers too. A label on the side said there was a security device enclosed. That was a lie.

what the FUCK this bitch stole LOBSTERS that’s some real next level shit

prettyboyshyflizzy:

dmx on a sling shot ride lmao im donee

lousi